Scruples
Well peeps, the 125 confirmed attendees mark has come and gone just like that, so it’s time for your third clue. But first we need to discuss an important matter.
SCRUPLES.
If you are getting this message there is about a 5% chance you know the people responsible for sending it to you. The other 1,200 of you most likely don’t even know what a Three Happenin Guy or a Windsor Bellephone is. The reason for this is simple:
Three Happenin Guys have no scruples.
Only a band as unscrupulous as THG would have the gall to use an official campus contact list to invite a third of the entire Montevallo student body to a local rock n roll show. Only a conscienceless gang like Three Happenin Guys would solicit their devoted fans to bombard everyone they know with unwelcomed event invites, regardless of the invitee’s geographic location or musical preferences.
At this point in your reading you might be a little bit afraid to come to the show. ‘If Three Happenin Guys are as unscrupulous as they claim to be, how can I be sure they won’t just use me as a pawn in their rise to power? How do I know that my safety will not be in jeopardy on February 6th?’
You can’t and you don’t.
To step foot into Eclipse that night is to take a considerable calculated risk, the outcome of which you cannot possibly predict. So why bother taking such a risk? The answer is simple:
Three Happenin Guys have no scruples.
The fact that this band has no sense of right or wrong could certainly result in your downfall, but it could just as easily result in you witnessing THE GREATEST MUSICAL EXTRAVAGANZA OF ALL TIME (!!!!!!). Imagine, if you can, the kind of spectacle that will be created that night when hundreds of people willfully give their complete attention and support to a group of young men with no sense of decency, courtesy, or humanity. Three Happenin Guys would readily take a human life in the name of entertainment. If it generated enough excitement, any member of this band would gleefully burst out of the stained glass window of Eclipse and run down Main Street covered in banana pudding. Not one person in this band would hesitate to eat his entire guitar, piece by piece, under the violent roar of applause.
Once the gravity of this guarantee has set in, mark your calendar for Feb 6th, ask off of work for the weekend, and share this link with everyone you know:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=253113002116
