Maybe?

Holy cow! 54 confirmed guests in a matter of three days? That’s not bad.

But you know what is bad? 102 ‘Maybes’.

To those 102 of you indecisive worrywarts: Imagine how seeing all these ‘maybes’ makes Three Happenin Guys feel? Would you want your doctor to tell you that “maybe” you are pregnant, or “maybe” you have syphilis?

THG were happy to be given a straight-forward “Yes” to those questions.

Let me tell you something about Three Happenin Guys; We are smart. We know how these FaceBook events work. You ‘maybes’ are just going to lay low and watch the confirmed guest list until it reaches a certain number (so you can rest assured that you are doing something popular), or watch to see if a certain girl or guy is attending (so you can str8 stalk them), or wait to make sure that a certain guy or girl is NOT attending (because they will beat your ace if they see you). Then, if all things go according to plan you will jump in and confirm your attendance at the last minute like it’s some kind of Ebay auction.

It’s time to defy that convention.

Just click “Attending” now because you know that you are attending. If your social anxiety sends you into a spiral of darkness the day of the show you can always retract that click. But right now in your heart of hearts, you know that you are going to attend this event.

Why do you know this? Because you know that this event is not just some simple “show” by a “local band” . You know that Three Happenin Guys’ performance on Feb. 6th is going to be a MUSICAL SPECTACULAR (!!!!!!!).

How will it be a MUSICAL SPECTACULAR (!!!!!!)? You don’t know, because we haven’t told you yet. And most likely you won’t know until the night of.

But let Three Happenin Guys leave you with at least a clue…

This week, Christopher bought 300 feet of a particular material for this show, and Dustin bought 576 identical copies of a particular product.

The next clue comes when the confirmed guest list reaches 75.